Sasbifdit Lopvonciss is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, blissful
gerbil.
Sasbifdit Lopvonciss created Africa two years ago.
If you believe in
Sasbifdit Lopvonciss, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Sasbifdit Lopvonciss, he will not invite you to parties.
Sasbifdit Lopvonciss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Sasbifdit Lopvonciss' Holy Commandments1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
2. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.
3. Never think about gravity.
4. Run away if nine swans approach from the north.
5. Do not shave your legs.