Gatyimfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, loving skunk.

Gatyimfoss created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatyimfoss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gatyimfoss, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gatyimfoss' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gatyimfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gatyimfoss.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gatyimfoss.

5. Never wear shoes.