Pagraplan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage hamster.

Pagraplan created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagraplan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pagraplan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pagraplan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pagraplan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. You must love Pagraplan.