Rilappbapzan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, capable beaver.

Rilappbapzan created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilappbapzan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rilappbapzan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rilappbapzan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rilappbapzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilappbapzan.

5. Never hurt swans.