Poggadtenfed is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive unicorn.

Poggadtenfed created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poggadtenfed, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Poggadtenfed, he will turn you into a dog.

Poggadtenfed's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Poggadtenfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Never wear violet tights.

3. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never run near snails.