Faryadhas is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm hydra.

Faryadhas created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faryadhas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Faryadhas, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Faryadhas' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Faryadhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Worship no other gods but Faryadhas.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.