Wapgigfob is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, competent dingo.

Wapgigfob created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapgigfob, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wapgigfob, it will turn you into a dog.

Wapgigfob's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wapgigfob's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Do not drink alcohol.