Quagnuttsigfob is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish hare.

Quagnuttsigfob created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagnuttsigfob, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quagnuttsigfob, she will turn you into a goat.

Quagnuttsigfob's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Quagnuttsigfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Erect six titanium sculptures of Quagnuttsigfob on top of important buildings.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Never talk about fire.