Jatdudhat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous naga.

Jatdudhat created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatdudhat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jatdudhat, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jatdudhat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Jatdudhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Always wear yellow.