Dudabfet Nellagcat is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent
bird.
Dudabfet Nellagcat created Mount Everest three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dudabfet Nellagcat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Dudabfet Nellagcat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Dudabfet Nellagcat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Dudabfet Nellagcat's Holy Commandments1. Erect five lead sculptures of Dudabfet Nellagcat on top of important buildings.
2. Never hurt badgers.
3. Do not wear iron on your body.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.