Wonfubcid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, confident hyena.

Wonfubcid created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonfubcid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wonfubcid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wonfubcid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wonfubcid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wonfubcid three times a day.

2. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.

3. Wonfubcid loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Wonfubcid must be the most important thing in your life.