Quafgodbon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome centipede.

Quafgodbon created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafgodbon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quafgodbon, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quafgodbon's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Quafgodbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Quafgodbon loves birds, so they must be respected.