Gadvonged is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, strong toad.

Gadvonged created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadvonged, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gadvonged, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gadvonged's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gadvonged's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to pigs while wearing mauve coats.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gadvonged on top of all buildings.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not bounce in public.