Larpladfad is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented
fairy.
Larpladfad created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Larpladfad, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Larpladfad, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Larpladfad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Larpladfad's Holy Commandments1. You must love Larpladfad.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larpladfad.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never think about amino acids.
5. Always help dogs in need.