Biflid Vidhudfudbam is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast
swan.
Biflid Vidhudfudbam created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Biflid Vidhudfudbam, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Biflid Vidhudfudbam, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Biflid Vidhudfudbam's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Biflid Vidhudfudbam's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Biflid Vidhudfudbam's name in vain.
2. Do not shave your legs.
3. Do not speak about beans.
4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Biflid Vidhudfudbam on top of important buildings.
5. Always wear yellow.