Pigtipviltettivadhug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, staggering finch.

Pigtipviltettivadhug created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtipviltettivadhug, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pigtipviltettivadhug, it will send you a sign.

Pigtipviltettivadhug's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pigtipviltettivadhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pigtipviltettivadhug's priests.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Never feed strawberries to squirrels while wearing pink scarves.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.