Negpibpit is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering
otter.
Negpibpit created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Negpibpit, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Negpibpit, he will destroy your favourite star.
Negpibpit's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Negpibpit's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt tapirs.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never write about moons.
4. Never talk about ducks.
5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.