Negpibpit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering otter.

Negpibpit created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negpibpit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Negpibpit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Negpibpit's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Negpibpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.