Pidhubvid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying butterfly.

Pidhubvid created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pidhubvid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pidhubvid, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pidhubvid's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pidhubvid's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Do not make images of living things.