Rancussbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing bear.

Rancussbonk created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Rancussbonk, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rancussbonk, it will turn you into a mouse.

Rancussbonk's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rancussbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not drink alcohol.