Jamcedsan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish gerbil.

Jamcedsan created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamcedsan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamcedsan, he will destroy your home planet.

Jamcedsan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Jamcedsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.