Himyartcuss Rularmart Larnvanbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, smart yak.

Himyartcuss Rularmart Larnvanbog created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himyartcuss Rularmart Larnvanbog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Himyartcuss Rularmart Larnvanbog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Himyartcuss Rularmart Larnvanbog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Himyartcuss Rularmart Larnvanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight seals approach from the east.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.