Jadyamsatcemflowripmat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy aardvark.

Jadyamsatcemflowripmat created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadyamsatcemflowripmat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jadyamsatcemflowripmat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jadyamsatcemflowripmat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jadyamsatcemflowripmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Jadyamsatcemflowripmat on top of important buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.