Hudbamster is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident
toad.
Hudbamster created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hudbamster, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Hudbamster, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Hudbamster's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Hudbamster's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in black rooms.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never wear indigo hats.
5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.