Neghonxin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful chicken.

Neghonxin created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neghonxin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Neghonxin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Neghonxin's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Neghonxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Never wear turquoise kilts.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must love Neghonxin.