Neghonxin is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful
chicken.
Neghonxin created life five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Neghonxin, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Neghonxin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Neghonxin's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Neghonxin's Holy Commandments1. Always help mites.
2. Never wear turquoise kilts.
3. Snakes are not to be trusted.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. You must love Neghonxin.