Cibtomlap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, strong ant.

Cibtomlap created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibtomlap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibtomlap, she will turn you into a mole.

Cibtomlap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cibtomlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.