Zaksinten is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak wolf.

Zaksinten created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaksinten, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zaksinten, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zaksinten's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zaksinten's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zaksinten.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.