Fitdondidvedcem is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, cheerful
duck.
Fitdondidvedcem created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fitdondidvedcem, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fitdondidvedcem, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Fitdondidvedcem's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Fitdondidvedcem's Holy Commandments1. Never write about galaxies.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not commit murder.