Flabpodvog is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, fussy
wyvern.
Flabpodvog created Europe seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flabpodvog, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Flabpodvog, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Flabpodvog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Flabpodvog's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.
3. Always help birds.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.