Flabpodvog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fussy wyvern.

Flabpodvog created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabpodvog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flabpodvog, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Flabpodvog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flabpodvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Always help birds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.