Ganmisjipyam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest hedgehog.

Ganmisjipyam created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ganmisjipyam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ganmisjipyam, it will turn you into a slug.

Ganmisjipyam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ganmisjipyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never feed rice to sharks while wearing blue shoes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not listen to music.