Gamceppig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful bee.

Gamceppig created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gamceppig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gamceppig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gamceppig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gamceppig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.