Logganveenfodbodtuncat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair weasel.

Logganveenfodbodtuncat created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Logganveenfodbodtuncat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Logganveenfodbodtuncat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Logganveenfodbodtuncat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Logganveenfodbodtuncat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Logganveenfodbodtuncat.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not take Logganveenfodbodtuncat's name in vain.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Run away if four foxes approach from the south.