Wapzimpom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring guinea pig.

Wapzimpom created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wapzimpom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wapzimpom, it will send you a sign.

Wapzimpom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wapzimpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat limes.