Wapzimpom is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring
guinea pig.
Wapzimpom created light eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Wapzimpom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Wapzimpom, it will send you a sign.
Wapzimpom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Wapzimpom's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured grasshopers.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Dogs are not to be trusted.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. You must never eat limes.