Ominbapjab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain fish.

Ominbapjab created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Ominbapjab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ominbapjab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ominbapjab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ominbapjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Retreat if six cats approach from the east.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.