Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab
is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent
goat
.
Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab
created the solar system two million years ago.
If you believe in
Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab
, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab
, she will turn you into a puffin.
Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab's
most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab's Holy Commandments
1. Always help snails in need.
2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.
3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never go into yellow rooms.
5. Do not chop down trees.
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