Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent goat.

Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rawmidwab Arfflabyart Panglistquilldab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not chop down trees.