Flisstiptam is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, dishonest
dugong.
Flisstiptam created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flisstiptam, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flisstiptam, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Flisstiptam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Flisstiptam's Holy Commandments1. Hide from orange mites for they are unholy.
2. Flisstiptam loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not wear iron on your body.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Flisstiptam must be the most important thing in your life.