Cebarthap is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying
wren.
Cebarthap created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cebarthap, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cebarthap, it will turn you into a puffin.
Cebarthap's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Cebarthap's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce in holy places.
2. Do not take Cebarthap's name in vain.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always help sick turtles.
5. Always treat eagles with great respect.