Hatgudham is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, charitable guinea pig.

Hatgudham created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatgudham, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hatgudham, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hatgudham's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hatgudham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hatgudham.