Vogbegcun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, loving manatee.

Vogbegcun created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbegcun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vogbegcun, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vogbegcun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vogbegcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.