Zogratqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, uncaring crow.

Zogratqueeg created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogratqueeg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zogratqueeg, she will send minions to preach to you.

Zogratqueeg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zogratqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not take Zogratqueeg's name in vain.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.