Arpdumjap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, happy spider.

Arpdumjap created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Arpdumjap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Arpdumjap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Arpdumjap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Arpdumjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.