Farkamwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, prudent raven.

Farkamwod created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farkamwod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farkamwod, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Farkamwod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Farkamwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away from green pigs, for they are unholy.