Safbaflap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful mouse.

Safbaflap created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Safbaflap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Safbaflap, she will turn you into a dog.

Safbaflap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Safbaflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safbaflap.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.