Futnurltaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident dove.

Futnurltaf created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Futnurltaf, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Futnurltaf, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Futnurltaf's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Futnurltaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Futnurltaf.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Hide if three doves approach from the north.