Tonripkad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unfair wyrm.

Tonripkad created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Tonripkad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tonripkad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tonripkad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tonripkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to gulls while wearing blue kilts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never eat green fruit.