Ranrutquag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful newt.

Ranrutquag created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranrutquag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ranrutquag, she will come to you in dreams.

Ranrutquag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ranrutquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Never skip near aardvarks.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ranrutquag loves great tits, so they must be honoured.