Sasvonyak Tarnegbab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous crocodile.

Sasvonyak Tarnegbab created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasvonyak Tarnegbab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sasvonyak Tarnegbab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Sasvonyak Tarnegbab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sasvonyak Tarnegbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Always obey Sasvonyak Tarnegbab's priests.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Never laugh near porpoises.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.