Farnmobnabdumtik Flaglenqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured donkey.

Farnmobnabdumtik Flaglenqueeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnmobnabdumtik Flaglenqueeg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farnmobnabdumtik Flaglenqueeg, she will strike you with lightening.

Farnmobnabdumtik Flaglenqueeg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Farnmobnabdumtik Flaglenqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Farnmobnabdumtik Flaglenqueeg.

5. Farnmobnabdumtik Flaglenqueeg loves swans, so they must be honoured.