Diddadweecin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, astonishing hummingbird.

Diddadweecin created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Diddadweecin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Diddadweecin, he will turn you into a dog.

Diddadweecin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Diddadweecin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Diddadweecin.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide from magenta foxes for they are unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.