Midbudfomcap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, smart beaver.

Midbudfomcap created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbudfomcap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Midbudfomcap, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Midbudfomcap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Midbudfomcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about planets.