Piglimdum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable jellyfish.

Piglimdum created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piglimdum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Piglimdum, it will remove you from existence.

Piglimdum's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Piglimdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.